So how did I constructively spend my three day weekend? I'm pleased to report that I was finally able to fulfill a long time goal: to compile a comprehensive list of alternative names offered up for Reb Brown's character in the MST3k version of Space Mutiny. Why call him "Dave Ryder" when you can use:
Splint Chesthair
Butch Deadlift
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Flint Ironstag
Bolt VanderHuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rothbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Grissel McThornbody
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Monk Beefbroth
Touch Rustrot
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Eat Punchleaf
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
That's art, baby.
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