March 2006 Archives

The people who hate America are the members of American Family Association and its ideological fellow travelers. They're the ones who do not believe that all people are created equal and are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, and that among these rights are life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. They're the ones who believe that this country was founded on hate and fear; they're the ones who want the hate and fear to continue.

Jon Carroll eloquently rails at the ongoing, hateful campaign against gay and lesbian parents and their children. The American Family Association is all about spite and small-minded busy body-ness. These are the True Evil Doers, folks. Call 'em like you see 'em and this country may have a chance. Turn tail and run or stay silent in fear and we're lost.

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the two said in a statement that seemed to parody Scientology as science fiction. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

My admiration for Matt and Trey knows no bounds. Tom-boy is a tool and a buffoon, and it's sweeter than the finest nectar that he's been repurposed into a publicity juggernaut for our boys in Southpark.